So you're with that guy or girl, whoever you really want to get it on with. You are at that point when you know for sure, 100% positive that you are about to have sex. If you are a fairly decent person who has good sexual hygiene, this means you will most likely want a condom(s), dental dam(s), maybe some lube, or other nice things used to keep sex safe. You jump off your bed dig in your pants pockets, your bag, a drawer...and you find nothing and this means maybe what you want to have happen now won't because you forgot to grab dental dams the last time you were at a sex shop or you were a flake and didn't pick up condoms on the way home. And of course it is like 2:20 in the morning, and pouring rain out; who the hell is open? Crap situation. Hell, I've been in situations like this. All ready to go and then BAM...nothing happens because one little thing isn't around.
Well, The Kinky Llama of Chicago has come to save those situations where you really want to have sex, but just don't have the right things. Anthony Mikrut founded the Kinky Llama, which is sex toy bike messenger service that is 24/7. You check out his website, give him a call and place your order. In about an hour (according to the site) you will be able to start your fun after Mikrut comes to your place on his bike. Bangin'. I'm not just talking about condom needed unexpectedly , Mikrut has a decent stock of sex toys. Want to add some spur of the moment kink, but don't have handcuffs? Mikrut does and he has a bike to get them to you.
What an awesome idea. He is a genius and so I must give totes to Mikrut for coming up with an awesome solution for when sex is just around the corner.
The Kinky Llama's website has all the information a person needs to start using Mikrut's services.
On a less sexual note, I got an unpleasant call from the bank informing me that there might be some fraud going on with my debit card. They listed off some purchases that I DEFINATELY did not make! One song from itunes, a place that was prounounced like "venison," tacky costume jewerlry trying to look real...and fucking gourmet coffee online. Apparently it was a yuppie who was trying to use MY money.
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